Cumberland Gap's a devil of a place; Couldn't find water to wash my face.
Pretty little girl if you don't care, I'll leave my demijohn a sittin' right there.
If it ain't here when I get back, I'll raise hell in Cumberland Gap,
Me an' my wife an' my wife's pap, Walked all the way from Cumberland Gap.
Lay down, boys, and take a little nap, Snow knee-deep in Cumberland Gap.
Cumberland Gap ain't my home, I'm going to leave Cumberland alone.
From June 30, 2006